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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

shouldn't be that hard, but I understand that 94% can't do it.

line up the apples, a line that will cut the first apple into 2/3 vs 1/3 will also cut the next apple in same proportion. 1 person gets the 2 sliced 1/3s

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

You forgot about the cores.

Cores are non edible volume so you probably need to cut closer to 68-70%.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Stack the apples on top of each other, and proceed to do a single spiral cut down from the top stem, out towards the edge, and then back to the center in a single fluid motion. It won't solve the problem, but it'll look damn cool

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world -1 points 1 hour ago

Actually, if you can peel them both with o e stroke, you cwn make apple sauce and serve eqaul portions quite easily.