postmateDumbass

The Purge!

Fighting the vast hordes of Chinese ninjas like never before...

Look up Peter Theil, the Federalist Society, and The John Birch Society.

That's who's cooking.

What could possibly have been a nearby beacon?

Dubbya proportedly abdicated a ton of responsibility.

With the Patriot Act in full effect, we really have no idea what was going on.

Face.dropping like a plane hit it.

Suprised he lets himself be called a 'Secretary'.

Those who trust in God, remember God seemed pretty ok with this.

Not much ambiguity. Comedic timing.

*They arent giving away the answers for nothing.

Not sure if this is official onion or not, but this one hit bullseye.