this post was submitted on 22 May 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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[–] axx@slrpnk.net 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What up you decrepit shit magnets?

[–] Bravo@eviltoast.org 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing much you designated pussy field.

[–] Owljfien@lemm.ee 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

If they're into people with pussies, this a pretty good compliment. Sounds like a magnetic field that attracts pussy instead of metal etc

[–] Bravo@eviltoast.org 3 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, I was testing how robust the formula was by using the first adjective, curse word, and noun that I could see in my immediate environment. I'm not convinced it holds up.