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Best way not to smell like weed?
Don't smoke weed or be around people who are smoking weed.
Oh. For how long?
The best way? Forever. There are other less effective ways, but that one's the best.
Abstinence only... Huh. That's not worked really well historically.
It absolutely has when followed. Abstinence is by far the best way to not get pregnant. Again, there are other less effective strategies, but abstinence is the best.
Am I talking to a child right now? Do your parents know you're on a comm for weed?
I'm not telling you that you should abstain, I'm saying it's the best way. If you don't want to do it, you'll have to employ another somewhat less effective method. The joke's stretched a bit thin now though.
protip:
acquire a 'smoking jacket'. windbreaker, hoodie, something that is your outerlayer of 'ick' protection. this won't fix things 100%, but just having something you do your dirty deeds in, then remove and put away, if you take a moment to wash your hands and face it'll help enormously.