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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The other day you said that no one is a hypocrite so what am I supposed to believe now?

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, that doesn't sound like me. I've literally never been wrong about anything or changed my mind about anything ever.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Why would you change your mind? Right?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why would you go Right when there's all this Left

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm not conditional soup, but clearly because left is not right.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well, somebody shit my pants, and it definitely wasn't me.

It’s that serial pant shitter they got me yesterday too.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It could be if you tried harder...... Or just two more times