this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They should have just printed him a Darwin award on a piece of single ply toilet paper and sent him on his way.

[–] fistac0rpse@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Darwin award implies that he doesn't already have any children

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

That can be assured with a few post birth abortions.