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Media changes definition of 'crossfire' to include when a cop points a gun at you and shoots you (chaser.com.au)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

None of this is funny anymore. They can't go any crazier than the shit happening on the daily.

Maybe they should do an about face and start telling the types of jokes you'd find in a joke book you'd get from a 2nd grade book fair. Anything to distract from this reality.

Dystopia isn't funny if you're living in one.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

aint we all