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[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I tried that mod (or similar) once where you could impregnate NPCs. Good thing my guy was super rich and owned a ton of real-estate, because he had like 20 kids by the end.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Skyrim child support laws are actually pretty awful, the guards will at best fine you less than the support you owe

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

"Can I pay my child support in cheese wheels?"