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you know the computer thing is it plugged in?

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[–] plenipotentprotogod@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Needs a blinkenlights sign

ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is that dutch?

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Gesundheit!

[–] klay1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no, i am pretty sure it is a mix of german words + made up german sounding words + english.

I liked it XD

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 month ago

Lol, this is 100% Dutch maskerading as German. And it's glorious.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

First time I read that was in about '89/'90 in a printed book of computer jokes gifted to me by my then mother-in-law. Still made me laugh. Thanks for the nostalgia hit.