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[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is one of those moments I'm depressed I'm poor and this guy probably wasn't. Just, how do you fuck up that bad?

He knew the secrets: blame your tools and be the same religion as your bosses. He was also, to his credit, a fantastic softball player, which helped the company team win the championship every year.