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[–] philpo@feddit.org 21 points 2 weeks ago (22 children)

The question I ask myself is: You have that much money,you have a private jet on standby, a large security detail.

And none fucking thought about getting competent medical team or at least a fucking competent paramedic? I mean....I am generally unsympathetic amongst almost all billionaires, but as someone who has literally done VIP escorts as a critical care paramedic I wonder who fucked up that much.(But these were all "old wealth" and actually were not billionaires. And tbh they treated us with more respect than most members of the public do-that gives them at least some plus point)

It's not like Airway obstruction nor anaphylaxis is untreatable/isn't absolutely manageable if caught early.

Anyway, can we please get a fundraiser for the poor queen of that bee?

[–] joenforcer@midwest.social 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Anyway, can we please get a fundraiser for the poor queen of that bee?

It's on the front page of GoFundBee!

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