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Anon has fries (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 20 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 90 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Anon made the right call, she only wanted him for his fries, she would have been gone once the fries were gone.

[–] lemmy12369@midwest.social 5 points 5 hours ago

It would been that meme where the top panel: guy has fries Bottom panel: eww hr he has no fries

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 24 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Like a seagull. :/

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 minutes ago

Maybe shes acturally multiple seagulls in a trenchcoat

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 31 minutes ago) (1 children)

Yes officer this bait right here.

Edit: After further discussion, I don't think they were baiting.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 2 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Wdym bait?

[–] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 minutes ago

There was a post on here a few days ago which got a lot of visibility which was a screenshot and/or meme about some guy who massively overreacted to a seagull stealing one of his chips (aka fries in USian), grabbing the seagull by the legs and slamming it into a wall, killing it 😬

I suspect that's what this other person thought your comment was subtly referencing 😅

(for the record I'm British and have had seagulls steal my chips multiple times, they're super bold in the UK and it's really annoying tbh but anyone who reacts by killing one is a psycho)

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 2 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Well maybe your not bating.

Like a seagull. :/

Where did seagull come from, did you have a pet seagull?

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 47 minutes ago (1 children)

Seagulls are known for stealing food and running (well, flying) off with it.

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 2 points 31 minutes ago

Well, then, never mind, I thought you were referencing another post. Sorry for the distraction.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

bro they fly everywhere, nobody knows where a particular seagull came from. replace it with a pigeon if that's more appropriate to your location

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They’re just outside waiting for fries.

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

~~Well, then never mind, I thought you were refencing another post. Sorry for the distraction.~~

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I’m not the person you were talking to, to be clear. 🤪

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Darnnit, I need to double check these things.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago

Haha no worries I do the same thing all the time.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago

In case you're serious, I think the :/ conveys feelings of disappointment that seagulls leave you when you run out of fries, which has obvious implications in a romantic context.