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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I’ve always imagined he’s singing:

“simply halving a wonderful Christmas time,”

…because every time he sings that refrain, the wonderfulness of my Christmas is half of what it was prior. By the end of the song my Christmas wonder has been reduced to an infinitesimal level.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Especially in a retail setting. By the end of the season is at least 1/2^12000