Vulcan: do not touch the hot griddle. It will burn you.

Human: You can't tell me what to do! Burns hand

Vulcan: I will apply medication to the burn.

Human: I'm not burned! This is what human flesh looks like! Holds up mangled extremity

Vulcan: ...

Human: ...

Vulcan: ...

Human: burns other hand

And yet somehow, we make it work.