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[-] FaceDeer@kbin.social 167 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is part of the classic The United Federation of "hold my beer, I got this" post chain. It's definitely part of my headcanon, if only in general spirit instead of literally that's-what-happened. It conveniently explains so much about why these shows focus so much on humans. It's like reality TV, it's pointless to focus the camera on the well-adjusted ones.

Edit: I should mention that my headcanon extends humanity's hold-my-bear mad science bent to the social sciences. Why else do you think we so rarely see other multi-species governments, or when we do it's just a boring old "boss species conquered a bunch of subordinate species"? Humans were probably warned by the Vulcans that different species tended to have incompatible governing interests and doctrines and the humans thought "but what if we gave them all a vote anyway and see what happens? Maybe a Federation will go twice as fast!"

[-] wahming@monyet.cc 13 points 1 year ago

I don't care if it makes me inhuman, I'm not holding anybody's bear

[-] ooterness@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, you only need the bear arms.

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[-] lauha@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

But isn't that actual canon, that humans are the only species that actually brought together all those species.

[-] FaceDeer@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

Sure, but my headcanon is more about the underlying reasoning of why they did that. In canon it was out of some sort of high-minded ideals and a unique human ability to build communities and see past differences and such blather. In my headcanon it's actually more because the Vulcans told them they didn't think it would work.

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Your version seems more plausible actually.

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[-] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 49 points 1 year ago

Also humans: If we eject the warp core behind us, we could use it like a mine and take out the persuing ship.

[-] Jagermo@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

And ride the explody wavey thing, hang ten, bro!

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Bajorans and humans fist bumping in front of an exploding warp core

[-] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

You got this, Shaxs!

[-] muddi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I'm afraid to see interpretations of "cannonball" now

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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Absolutely no clue about star trek but this sounds fun :)

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

The Original Series is technicolor sci-fi horror dressed as episodic space exploration. It's campy and melodramatic and by god does it know it. Some episodes were blatantly "what's available on the back-lot next month?" and are a coin toss between stupid and incredible.

TOS had some movies (roman numerals) and they range from "what if an episode was three hours long" to "modern-day San Francisco zoo heist." At their best they're fun and at their worst they're even more fun.

The Next Generation is high-concept ethical debate framed as the experiences of naval officers. The cast is seriously talented and the writing is usually excellent.

TNG had some movies (bald guy on the poster) and they were written by people who didn't like the show for people who didn't watch the show. You have to turn your brain off, but they're well-directed.

[-] Mountaineer@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

TNG had some movies (bald guy on the poster) and they were written by people who didn’t like the show for people who didn’t watch the show.

So many of my undefined feelings of sadness about TNG movies just snapped into focus.
I HATE how true this is.

[-] darth_helmet@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

That’s a pretty fair assessment of the JJverse movies as well.

[-] JustAnotherGuy@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 1 year ago

Very much a "humans are space orcs" type story. Actual space orcs like the ones from wh40k are even more space orcs with their waaagh supported shenanigans

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wasn’t this the catalyst for the “humans are space orcs” meme?

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Wait, wasn't this the official canon of Enterprise?

[-] WhoRoger@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Sisko be like: oh yea those genocidal shape shifting freaks that have contempt for everything that isn't them and can ruin any government from within, have a billion-strong army of generically engineered suicidal supersoldiers armed to the teeth with resources of an entire quadrant. Aight brb, lemme grab our mortal enemies to work for us, and then I'll talk to my multidimensional gods pals for assistance.

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

Earth is the Florida of the federation and humans are the Star Trek equivalent of gnomes.

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[-] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

"The Federation is functionally the Human empire" has always been a far less interesting view than "The Federation is functionally the Vulcan empire"

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

Humans created the federation. The Vulcans had been around for hundreds of years just wondering around the quadrant not really doing anything other than antagonising the Andorians. Who, Humans managed to form an alliance with by not antagonising them, and claiming to be superior.

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[-] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 13 points 1 year ago

Humans: beating the laws of physics into submission since 2061.

[-] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Humanity is God's collective nepo-fail-upwards-son.

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is a surprisingly logical argument

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 1 year ago

"Warp Cores are like Voltron; the more you connect, the cooler it is!"

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Same with D&D, humans are like this because OMG we have short ass lifespans and I already hit middle age by 19 gotta go go go!!! Press the red button!

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[-] Landmammals@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The Federation are the octopus from Children of Ruin. (Fantastic book series btw)

[-] lorax@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

🫡 Thank you for sending me down a rabbit hole of early Federation days which made me rediscover Tellarites.

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[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

[off topic]

My headcanon is that every time a new race joins the Federation, they have the option of designing the Star Fleet uniform.

The Betazeds are responsible for the miniskirts.

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