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[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Look at them, living life, no micro plastics in sight just red blooded American masculinity and lead poisoning like God intended

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their clothes are comprised entirely of microplastic floss.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

If you can see the plastics they're by definition not micro!

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

We had plastic in the ‘80s.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

They are chock full of microplastics, they just don't know it.