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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

That could look hot with a conventionally attractive belly and perhaps some low-cut pants. Odd choice to not just wear tank tops/undershirts, though - exposing your armpits is huge for ventilation.

Hot-girl summer is genderless

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 11 points 1 month ago

Odd choice to not just wear tank tops/undershirts

Oh trust me, they roll those up too. For the full bikini effect.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

That's how it's done in India.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

that's why crop top should be more acepted for unisex clothing.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We must go back to 80's hot guy standards

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Look at them, living life, no micro plastics in sight just red blooded American masculinity and lead poisoning like God intended

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their clothes are comprised entirely of microplastic floss.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

If you can see the plastics they're by definition not micro!

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

We had plastic in the ‘80s.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

They are chock full of microplastics, they just don't know it.

[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

80s hot guy fashion with 20s body standards

[–] knightly@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

So long as we're not talking the 1820's

[–] MysteriousSophon21@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah, crop tops for everyone would solve this whole issue and they're way more stylish then rolling up a t-shirt lol

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

(I hella need to clean the mirror...)

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

You are doing it wrong, according to the wiki you should look like a grandfather and not kickass!

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wait.

Grandfathers exposing themselves is so frequent that they have a word for it?

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

It's basically a compound word created to describe this phenomenon, don't worry lol

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Where I come from, nowhere near China, it's pretty common to see old men shirtless in their gardens. Hell, my neighbor pretty much just hanged around in his undies all day every day from May to September lmao

Technically now he's a great-grandfather.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's where you steal stuff while you're hanging dong so if you get caught you have a distraction

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not sure it'd be much of a distraction.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Fuckin gottem lol

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

The Balkans have had this ages ago... I guess it was called Balkan Bikini this entire time it's just that no one named it...

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it distinctive, though? I went to Mexico and saw this everywhere from folks who seemed like locals.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's very common in Vietnam too

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I do that and I just get called gay slurs.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago

This is all across SE Asia. I've seen it through Cambodia, Thailand, The Philippines, Laos... it's a heat thing.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Instructions unclear poured water unto flannel over shirt, now cool but truck bench is now wet.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't get why they don't just take off their shirt if its so hot?

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because then you have to set it down somewhere

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

I do it all the time and hang it somewhere. off a belt or just keep it round my neck. If its real hot you need to free up the pits.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe they think it's indecent to expose their nipples. We certainly seem to think like that when it comes to women's wear, see regular bikini tops.

[–] Occultist0178@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I call it Couch Status Quo