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America announces reboot of early 2000's Middle Eastern war (www.thebeaverton.com)
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"Despite franchise fatigue with Marvel and Star Wars, U.S. and Israeli producers are releasing a big-budget reboot of the blockbuster property."

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[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wars in the middle east go all the way back to biblical times

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think wars everywhere go back as far as humans do.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Neanderthals be like

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

And even before.