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[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I hope you're right, but I think like Putin he lives on pure motivated hatred and spite.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Kissinger lived till 99. Hatred seems to impart longevity somehow.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago

I feel like the despicable you are and the more people hate you, the longer you live. That certainly explains Kissinger and other real life villains

[–] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Evil sustains. Not sure why and science has yet to yield answers. One of the Rothschilds would get continued organ transplants to sustain his life, often from organ donors who did not know they were organ donors, usually from third-world countries.