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Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be (theonion.com)

submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Trebuchet@europe.pub 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Never forget that effete jog out of the Capitol when he realised shit was about to go down

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Brave Sir Hawley ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Hawley turned about.
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Hawley!

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Is that not how Christians run? ;)