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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 113 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

A real hero would start talking about viagra and car insurance, and get the meeting emails flagged as spam.

[–] jasoman@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Gift cards as well

[–] hansolo@sh.itjust.works 38 points 17 hours ago

Just start reading subject lines from spam emails.

"You've won $10,000! -- Horny women in your area! -- Real Casino Viagra Casino Bitcoin Casino Viagra! -- There's a package awaiting your confirmation!"

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 16 points 17 hours ago

Something like my dick is so hard right now that I can barely steer the car right?