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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, Israel is so super ethical. They one try on women's lingerie because it keeps them from getting shot. They only starve children because those children will become terrorist. They only shoot people seeking aid or food because they're seeking aid or food. What would you do if someone wanted water? Not shoot them? Are you insane?!

This comment is sarcasm. Fuck Israel and the IDF.

[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 11 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

IDF just checking out the stats msfw