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Microblog Memes

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The goal is suffering (discuss.online)
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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 112 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm so glad the yellow underline exists in this 60-word screenshot to tell me where I should pay attention. I don't think my poor, dystrophied zoomer brain could sit down for the average 15 seconds it would take otherwise.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 63 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

thanks me later

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 25 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait I need my subway surfer footage

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

And a ton of auto-bad-generated subtitles bumping in the screen

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 4 weeks ago

thanks, you later

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm helping

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oooh, a wild "dystrophied" appeared! 😱 So rare, so shiny!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Rare, and I meant to say "atrophied" but can't now because it's been called out. 😩

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 weeks ago

Hey, dialectic morphology has to start somewhere. ✊🏼🤓

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

And what's with the borders?

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 9 points 4 weeks ago

Makes easier to understand it's two different posts from two different people. Easily confused otherwise

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

The border issues are just theater to distract us all from the real machinations of our universal puppeteers... 🤷🏼‍♂️🫣