this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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No. He didn't steal. He is a mighty hunter. Yes he is. Yes he is! He hunted down the mighty sausage beast, stalked it, and killed it all on his own. Yes he did! Yes he did! And he did murder while being so adorable! Yes he is. Yes he is!
That's a helluva tale for a neighbor that likely just gave him one
All cats believe in their hearts that they are mighty lions and tigers. Let them have this. :D
I mean, to any creature that weighs 3 pounds or less, he's right. If you're a field mouse a house cat is a terrifyingly effective predator.
More tuna are eaten by house cats than lions.
Well, according to my cats, they get the tuna because they killed the tuna. They are the mighty hunters after all.
My cat just finds the nearest big idiot to yell at. That's usually me.
Honestly, if a cat was super interested in one of my bratwurst, I'd give them a present lol probably one I'd let cool for some time too, so it's not too hot for them.
I have a feeling this kitty made some friends, but wouldn't put it past them to snag it haha. My mom's cat used to take all the dog toys in the neighborhood and everyone knew just to come to the door to ask for them back lol
Edit: "if" not "of"
I’d probably cut it in half or something. That’s one bigass meal.
Also probably way more salt than a cat should really have, sausages are (usually) loaded with the stuff to not, y'know, kill you with bacteria.
and taste good, we need a whole lot more salt than cats do since we're so much bigger and sweat a bunch.
For some reason, I'm reading this in John Oliver's voice.