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[–] gac11@lemmy.world 33 points 23 hours ago

"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin."

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 89 points 1 day ago (3 children)

No. He didn't steal. He is a mighty hunter. Yes he is. Yes he is! He hunted down the mighty sausage beast, stalked it, and killed it all on his own. Yes he did! Yes he did! And he did murder while being so adorable! Yes he is. Yes he is!

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a helluva tale for a neighbor that likely just gave him one

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

All cats believe in their hearts that they are mighty lions and tigers. Let them have this. :D

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Honestly, if a cat was super interested in one of my bratwurst, I'd give them a present lol probably one I'd let cool for some time too, so it's not too hot for them.

I have a feeling this kitty made some friends, but wouldn't put it past them to snag it haha. My mom's cat used to take all the dog toys in the neighborhood and everyone knew just to come to the door to ask for them back lol

Edit: "if" not "of"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I’d probably cut it in half or something. That’s one bigass meal.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Also probably way more salt than a cat should really have, sausages are (usually) loaded with the stuff to not, y'know, kill you with bacteria.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 hours ago

and taste good, we need a whole lot more salt than cats do since we're so much bigger and sweat a bunch.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

For some reason, I'm reading this in John Oliver's voice.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm, not a single “no outdoor cats” comment in this whole thread (yet.)

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 22 hours ago

NextDoor doesn't know how to log on... yet.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Quick, let me in, they're right on my tail!"

[–] Aimeeloulm@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You almost had me believing this unti I remembered he had a sausage in his mouth, so how could he talk :o/

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 hours ago

i'm very confused what the slash under the emote means, is it dabbing?

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Garfield way, of course.

[–] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Assuming direct control of Jon

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 22 hours ago

Garfield Minus Garfield is the best Garfield. CMM.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

The furry little god pulled a Ferris Bueller and got away with it.

Legend.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] qisope@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago

That's what I said, but with more furor.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 19 hours ago

Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago?

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 points 1 day ago

Greatest day of his life. He will remember this forever.

[–] ErrorCode@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Good kitty!

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago

There's no collar on the cat, that's very likely.

In other word oop have good neighbour.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago
[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A neighbors cat once yoinked a hole steak from the table with it's paw xD

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, no need to censor the word "asshole".

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Calamari ass rings chef’s kiss

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 22 hours ago

You know the chef is sending a message when your calamari includes the hunting hooks. 😵‍💫

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

A small cross section of a tube steak, obviously

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 22 hours ago

Now you just gotta teach him/her to team up with the local corvids. 🤌🏼

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 19 hours ago

They also bring the carbon and salt(?)!

Then there's me like: Oh a cat. Here Kitty Kitty. You want a sausage? And there he goes. He's probably afraid of humans.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

peak cat. Mine brings yukky mangled mice and birds.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Well if you would just demonstrate that you know how to catch and kill your own, she could relax about trying to teach you.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

You should send them to school with the orcas.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

it's polite to bring something to a potluck

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 5 points 1 day ago

Good kitty!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

So? How was it?

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

How was it?