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[–] negativenull@piefed.world 231 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Get popcorn ready

Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

Enjoy popcorn

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 155 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

[–] unwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 31 points 1 week ago

I think that Linus becoming less of an abusive asshole over the years has been a positive development, but I wouldn't mind the return of the old for this event

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

i’d love to see linus revoke twitters license to use linux somehow

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

make sure to mention that the fix is by Grok for maximum lols