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So in Seattle last week there was a man who accidentally shot himself in the leg while driving his car. He called 911 because he obviously needed help, but tried to tell cops that he was shot by a stranger while driving. They asked why there were no entry holes in his car, and I think he went to jail for being a dumbass.
Anyway, how do we know JFK didn't accidentally shoot himself and then try to cover it up because he was so embarrassed.
My theory is that one of his security details turned around to ask him a question and accidentally shot him in the face like Marvin in pulp fiction
There is actually a theory that he was shot by accident by a secret service agent trying to return fire.
lol this is the best theory I’ve ever heard. Except they would have shot him like three times by accident. Then they go to Nixon’s house where he is complaining about his wife’s coffee.
I would pay to see that movie.
Did you notice a sign in front of my house that said dead president storage?
Because he was in a convertible. Obviously the bullet(s?) could have come from outside of the car. Checkmate Zapruder.
He froze the back of his head off from those cool southeasterly winds
Comrade, this was a sunny day in Texas.
*smiles in russian*
Is that what your intelligence agencies told you?