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[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I can't wait to get drafted then have my genitalia checked constantly by my CO.

[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's a normal part of the military anyway... willy watching duty during drug tests is a thing. Gotta make sure the Joe isn't cheating the drug test.

I don't know what the other bathroom did... never asked or cared. But I will assume the stall door stayed open.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I wouldn't be able to go. That is the truth! I was caught with some weed like 20 years ago and had to go to probation for 6 months. They tried to have me pee into a cup for 6 hours while he stood behind me. Couldn't do it. I had to get water after each try. Guy looked frustrated, and they started telling me what to do, I got so panicked I pushed as hard as I could and farted. The guy was a trooper, he looked confused and also definitely wanted to laugh but held his composure. They finally let me just use the stale even because what else can you do? Every follow up visit i was never asked for another random test, which is kind of normal if you don't look like your a problem, but I like to think its because I just can't do it.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I did many a peepee check while in the Marines. It was a rite of passage. Guys tended to have fun with it, although, as with general population, some dudes were piss shy, and you'd let them have their privacy. Most guys would ask you to get as close as possible to watch though, because homoeroticism is rampant in the Marines, especially back when infantry units were all male. There was very little fun to be had, so you made it where you could.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Most guys would ask you to get as close as possible to watch though,

Under the promise of a golden shower?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

"Yep, still a dick. Same as last time. NEXT!"