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GE Recalls Washing Machines That Failed To Pleasure Lonely Housewives (theonion.com)

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“Certain front-loading washer models have been recalled due to a motor issue that prevents the machines from properly bringing sexually frustrated housewives to shuddering climax,” said product safety coordinator Lisa Poundstone

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

It is almost certainly an old thing that has carried over from the days where you couldn't buy vibrators in Walmart or shipped to your door same day with Amazon.