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GE Recalls Washing Machines That Failed To Pleasure Lonely Housewives (theonion.com)

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“Certain front-loading washer models have been recalled due to a motor issue that prevents the machines from properly bringing sexually frustrated housewives to shuddering climax,” said product safety coordinator Lisa Poundstone

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[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do women really do this? I always thought it was bullshit.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

It is almost certainly an old thing that has carried over from the days where you couldn't buy vibrators in Walmart or shipped to your door same day with Amazon.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This short film seems plausible to me:

Eletrodoméstica (2005, 22')

[–] voluble@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Hey, thanks for sharing, really enjoyed that!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

i mean i'm sure it happens from time to time but yeah i struggle to imagine it being the go-to