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[–] brap@lemmy.world 131 points 1 month ago (5 children)

TIL elephants experience pon farr.

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Just last night, we were watching a show that featured this fact about elephants, and I turned to my girlfriend and made this exact comment! Hilarious

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Beacon@fedia.io 23 points 1 month ago

In Star Trek vulcans are extremely calm most of the time, but then occasionally go through a time period when they become crazy violent mega-hornballs

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just want to point how weird it is that Spock's wife is so patient, understanding, and loving in SNW when she's such an evil conniving bitch in TOS and that's only a few years later. I'm assuming we're going to see spock do something awful to her.

[–] Soulcreator@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean he is kind of in love with the ship's nurse, it's not hard to imagine what comes next.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah good point, and t'ping is already kind of aware of it.