Goodbye
Imagine what these trees would have looked like up close!
In every written or oral lease or rental agreement for residential premises the landlord or lessor shall be deemed to covenant and warrant that the premises so leased or rented and all areas used in connection therewith in common with other tenants or residents are fit for human habitation and for the uses reasonably intended by the parties and that the occupants of such premises shall not be subjected to any conditions which would be dangerous, hazardous or detrimental to their life, health or safety.
New York Property Law 235-B
Say “superfun duck tours” and “superconductors” quickly.
They sound similar phonetically.
Ctrl-alt-del is meant to be a hard interrupt to the system.
Lady: “[What’s the difference] Between me and a mosquito?”
Man: “I don’t know, what’s the difference between you and a mosquito?”
Lady: “When you smack me, I don’t stop sucking.”
For those that stay on silent/keep their volume low or off.
Reminds me on this chemist joke:
A man brought his chemist friend to the bar for a drink with the other friends. When asked what he wanted, the chemist decided that since she's the designated driver, she'll order water. "I'll have some H20, please!" the chemist said, with the man replying "I'll have some H20 too!"
The man died of ingesting hydrogen peroxide.
The “hivemind” ignoring the correct information or even worse, encouraging the wrong information.
Does anyone else remember the whole Boston Bomber fiasco (i.e. We did it, Reddit)?
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