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The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 106 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If the people of Scotland, of all places, have a problem with you, you should reevaluate your life choices.

Of course he won’t though.

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I thought people in scotland had a problem with everyone? Including the scots.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 5 days ago

Scots hate living in Scotland; they only live there out of spite to the English.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 71 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Scots sure are a contentious people...

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

...YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

What's wrong with cunts?

[–] tal@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

His mother's side is Scottish.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

her story is so sad. she was basically a mail order bride (it's actually even sadder and more manipulative and exploitative than that)

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And the family curse continues

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 week ago

almost like who raises kids and how they're raised matters and resisting fascism starts with nurturing within children empathy

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

I dunno, everyone I know who has moved there has eventually been kilted by the locals.