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The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 71 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He likes golf as he only likes to play holes from 1 up to 18.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if he only ever plays the bottom 9.

[–] shane@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He said 12 is too young for him.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He said 12 is too young for him.

He had to say that?

[–] shane@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He was asked if he has an age limit. Misunderstanding the question about what his maximum age would be, he replies that he wouldn't be like a Congressman who had sex with 12 year olds.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-tells-howard-stern-he-can-have-any-woman-he-wants-then-decides-12-is-too-young-audio/ar-AA1J0IEV

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

So 13 is fine.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

He says a lot of things.