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[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 119 points 5 days ago (3 children)

This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 52 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 68 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Please don't do this.

Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

And then they just dropped that entire plotline

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

they mentioned it once or twice...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Q fixed it for his favorite pet

[–] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Sadly there won't be a 4t season.....

On the bright side, there will be the release of Four Body Problem instead!!!

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Can it at least be Warzone 2100 flavored ?

I wanna be a Combat engineer cyborg who repair walls by using blue lasers!

https://betaguide.wz2100.net/cyborgs.html (The images are small, but it is the best I can fetch from internet)

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Star Trek Author: "I've invented a new alien race. How do we want to visualize it?"

Man who can see only foreheads: "I've got you, fam"

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

~~It's something to do with how Piefed interacts with Voyager. Never seen it on my Lemmy account or on the browser version of Piefed.~~ boy do I love being immediately proven wrong, this post is currently at -1 both in Voyager and on browser https://piefed.ca/post/114465

Does it still say -1 for you? For me it's a positive 1

[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Ah, it does indeed now have a positive 1 in the downvote. You'd think the implementation of ActivityPub would have that be consistent.

[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 7 points 5 days ago

Oh, but Piefed support on Voyager is still in beta. Kinda forgot.

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It seems like it works most of the time so I don't know why it would be inconsistent. I've also never seen it go bigger than -1