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Hello,
Thank you for expressing your interest in the role and submitting an application!
Before we can move forward please send over a copy if your resume, cover letter, and a brief video of you lashing yourself with wire and reciting our company's core values.
Looking forward to hearing back!
Kathy Somethingorother
HR Generalist
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Big Company
Dumb Quote
Somethingorother? Of the Connecticut Somethingorothers? Archibald Somethingorother IV was the coxswain on my rowing crew at Yale!
hired
Please send over a video of yourself pronouncing "coxswain".
Now please send over a video of you saying "My hero is Dick Butkus. I love Dick!"
Now, send a video of yourself pronouncing "Worcestershire Sauce."
Sorry, I can't read words that long. Is it ok if I just call it Wo...ster Sauce?