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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hello,

Thank you for expressing your interest in the role and submitting an application!

Before we can move forward please send over a copy if your resume, cover letter, and a brief video of you lashing yourself with wire and reciting our company's core values.

Looking forward to hearing back!

 

Kathy Somethingorother
HR Generalist
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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Somethingorother? Of the Connecticut Somethingorothers? Archibald Somethingorother IV was the coxswain on my rowing crew at Yale!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please send over a video of yourself pronouncing "coxswain".

[–] sxan@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now please send over a video of you saying "My hero is Dick Butkus. I love Dick!"

Now, send a video of yourself pronouncing "Worcestershire Sauce."

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I can't read words that long. Is it ok if I just call it Wo...ster Sauce?