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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

We need to seriously use Epstein in every trump article like we use Sanitorium. It replaces the words fucked up, shitty or stupid. Every thing he does has to remind us and his base that he's also a child rapist.

"Trump epsteined the country so bad because of the tarriffs, he's losing his base."