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Trump Imposes 50% Tariff on Foreign Tsunami (theshovel.com.au)

submitted 21 hours ago by Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] thebookelf@literature.cafe 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

He will build a wall at the beach and make the tsunami pay for it

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

He'll prob just nuke it

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 20 hours ago

We need to seriously use Epstein in every trump article like we use Sanitorium. It replaces the words fucked up, shitty or stupid. Every thing he does has to remind us and his base that he's also a child rapist.

"Trump epsteined the country so bad because of the tarriffs, he's losing his base."