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‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know (needtoknow.co.uk)

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[–] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

hmm, something tells me that facepaint will come into style in the next 10 years...

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm honestly already thinking about anti-AI recognition make-up.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago

I want to go full cyberpunk and get QR codes tattooed on my cheeks that will either crash the cameras or tell the recognition software that I’m a stegosaurus.