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[–] Pechente@feddit.org 165 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Bro can you fix my broken vibe coded app?

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 81 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

300 minimum for contract work

I've got mouths to feed

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is that a number you can actually charge? Because if so, there's some prices I'm gonna have to raise.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

That number is at the high end of what I usually see for consulting work. The high hourly rate has to cover all of the HR and accounting overhead, invoicing, marketing, business development, and the opportunity cost of short term engagement vs. long term engagements.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You can charge it, but that doesn't mean anyone's gonna pay it. Highly depends on your specific market and skillset.

At the very least, it's definitely useful as a "fuck you" price.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

And I got a real job that I will be doing for longer than a week, so the the money has to justify me spending my rare free time.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago

Slap on a zero.

Also, minimum billing is in increments of 1 week

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 days ago

Well they'd be asking the AI this lol