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It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.
Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!
What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)
PB&J calzone
I will say, Calzones require ricotta cheese and no red sauce, if it has red sauce and no ricotta, it's a Stromboli.
But uncrustables have neither, and therefore I don't think we can count them. I think we have to go with ravioli here (though, that requires stuffing pasta dough, so technically I think it's a tart, but whatever.)
Would be a good offering at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone
Surely a it's pasty. A pastry pasty.