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No successful Botox doctor is going to be this honest. It's bad for business.
the OP is a fairly well known stand up. this is a joke
The contract must have already been signed.
It's not a one-and-done treatment. You need to keep going back, so the doctor's incentivised to make sure you still want to come back.
Botox injections are used as a treatment for migraines sometimes, so it wouldn't be that weird for this conversation to happen in that context. (I know it's a joke)
Keep em trapped with fear of ugliness.
when ironically the shit is making most of them uglier.
like, what the fuck is this even?
https://www.thelist.com/1784977/kristi-noem-unrecognizable-throwback-pic-before-plastic-surgery/
She's an actual monster. I think it's more than Botox though. Prob fillers and surgery were on the roadmap to the Frankenstein we see today
it's a whole bucket of rotting assholes isn't it?
trump's cankles are about to rupture
stephen miller is completing is transformation into nosferatu as the final vestiges of humanity drain from his skinsuit
His press secretary is a bleached blond hate chihuahua
thanks conservatives.
I've never heard of a botox doctor before, I'm sure something like this has been said to patients by a ton of successful dermatologist and other doctors that can administer botox though