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The problem with these followers of rust is that they're heathens, disbelievers and worshippers of the devil. Just like all of you heretics. There is just one programming language for the true believer and it is FORTRAN. The pure and true FORTRAN, that is, which is punched into cards of virgin paper, not the heresy created by the blasphemy of 99.
I'm just trying to imagine installing something like modern Microsoft Office from punch cards. Getting the heavy bankers box from the closet. Spending a few hours feeding cards into the reader. Going on a profanity laced tirade because some idiot put them away out of order. It was ~~probably~~ definitely me.
I knew some people have, uh... "strange fantasies" - but installing Microsoft Office?! You really should see a psychiatrist.
...what a.godawful pervert!