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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

You know there's no calories in normal seasoning?

Tasty food gives dopamine. Dopamine gives you motivation to do stuff.

You're just unnecessarily doing it on hard mode without at least some pepper

Edit: also halve the rice and triple the broccoli

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tasty food just makes you want to eat more.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not if you fill up with tasty fibre rich food

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

it genuinely pisses me the fuck off that producers aren't just putting fibre into everything they can, just use the leftover chaff from making white flour!

Fibre is the closest thing i know to a magic cure-all supplement, eat more fibre and basically all the little discomforts related to digestion just fucking disappear and you feel generally better and healthier.
But like it's really annoying to actually get extra fibre without fairly significant changes to your diet or spending extra on fibre-enriched pasta that's engineered to be basically identical to normal pasta, and yet there are plenty of products that seem like adding fibre would make no change at all to the texture, like just put some grain chaff powder in muffins!!!!

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

halve the rice and triple the broccoli

Everyone has different nutritional needs. If you're doing chicken broccoli rice, it's probably because it's much easier to measure out an exact amount of macronutrients to fit your needs and fill up the rest on broccoli to make it as satiating as needed.

[–] nelly_man@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What does that have to do with seasoning?

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

I guess it wasn't clear what I was responding to. I edited my comment with the quote.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's like 5 calories of broccoli with all those nutrients, but like 350 of basically empty carbs.

[–] troglodyke@lemmy.federate.cc 5 points 6 days ago

Yeah, when I'm cutting I'll do a fuck load of seitan, cut out the rice and have 300g of broccoli, with a flavoured with a ton of spices. Genuinely tasty and something I enjoy, cutting doesn't need to be punishment.

More like 40 but same difference

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Carbs are required for muscle building.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I go with beans. You get carbs and nutrients.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago