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[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have been so depressed this week and you just made me laugh so hard and for so long my cat came into the room to check on me. I can totally relate to the obliviousness. I wouldn't recognize flirting if you wrote it on a sign and held it in front of my face

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The funny thing is I'm generally excellent at reading people, except when it comes to romantic stuff involving me. Reading people is a huge part of my job, and I'm excellent at what I do.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I work in the development office of a very small municipality with very wealthy, powerful residents. My exact role and the nature of the city for which I work are both fairly unique, so I really don't like going into too much detail. I get Open Records requests from major publications regarding cases I work on fairly frequently, and I'd rather not have one of their web searches find my Lemmy account.