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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’ve gotten plenty of hand jobs on the couch. Nothing wrong with the living room.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 14 points 20 hours ago

Me too. My wife tells me to cut it out while she's trying to watch her shows though.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

That's gonna be difficult with the separate recliners, but I promise it's worth it. They're placed exactly right for the best visuals. Here are your headphones.

[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The couch throw blanket put in a lot of work