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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least

[–] seemefeelme@infosec.pub 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Haha yeah guys I totally have a story like this too... Don't you just hate when girls flirt with you and you don't realise it... I mean it happens to me all the time... Soo many girls are interested in me... Sobs

[–] crushyerbones@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Sometimes decades later I suddenly realise I was being flirted on in some random party circa 2004. I used to think exactly like you!

[–] seemefeelme@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

This would require me to be invited to a party

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 points 3 days ago

Three? What are you, a virgin? It took 20 to lose mine.