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[โ€“] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Mine are usually underfoot trying to trip me. What a treat!

[โ€“] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

That just means they love you! Or have set themselves as the beneficiaries of your life insurance!

[โ€“] bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

You should be honored ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My Corgi does the same, but he also likes to body check your calves if he doesn't like where you're walking. He's a bossy lil bastard!

[โ€“] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Corgis are herding dogs, so this tracks!

[โ€“] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

And he takes his job seriously

Except when he's being the laziest boy ever

I was gonna say... where do you get these cats that don't follow you from room to room like a dog?