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[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

An elegant port for a more civilized time

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 23 hours ago

Hokey connections and ancient peripherals are no match for a good dongle at your side, kid.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Nothing civilized about no hot plugging. Had to restart the whole damn computer, if the cable was loose or out at startup.

[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Quote joke referencing Obi Wan Kenobi...

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you only knew the power of the hot plug!

[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I know hot plug is a path to many abilities some considering to be unnatural!

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I’m pretty sure it doesn’t hot plug for anyone. Yes, even the very skilled.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I loved the PCs that had Ctrl + up as a shortcut to flip the monitor orientation. I think it was a Dell thing?

My favourite prank was to flip the screen upside down then unplug the keyboard. Good luck saving your work fuck face

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wanna say there’s a Windows hotkey for that now.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Maybe, but it's just not the same if you can plug your keyboard back in and fix it. CURSE YOU USB