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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 66 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That Uncle Fester souless dead looking evil motherfucker is married!?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I don't know what he looks like, and I've come to the point of realising is shouldn't find out. There are already enough american republicans that make me feel sick every time I see a photo of them or even just their names.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I get what you mean, but also Uncle Fester was a sweet and kind man.

With Miller the book can by judged by its cover.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

That slimy skinsuit with mayo as cake makeup is a "cover" like a moustache on a stick is a masquerade costume.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

Yeah. And surprise surprise, she's a horrible person too. Shirtbirds of a feather flick together.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He is getting cucked by Elon Musk, if that makes you feel better.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Makes me feel kinda nauseous to be honest